Get on your knees

When your wife/husband disobeys you and you need to deal with it so u tell him/her to get on their knees and u spank them and also make out with them and give them pleasure👈 well im not sure if this one actually happens. Listen guys and girls don't do this as abuse but rather do it as love enjoyment NOT ABUSE ENJOYMENT

Wife: You have been a really bad boy u always put the salt on the high shelf everyday when you are suppose to put it on the kitchen table like i ask that's it Get on your knees.

Husband: Im so sorry babe
Wife: Sorry won't fix it this time and address me as ma'am whenever i order you to get on your knees.
Husband: Apologies yes ma'am
Wife: good boy. Im gonna enjoy this 😏

Husband: why do u keep putting your shoes at the front of the door im always tripping on it. Well like you did to me last week im gonna have to do it to you Get on your knees.
Wife: yes babe i'll do it for you
Husband: ah i see you too have forgotten the rule. Call me SIR

Wife: oh i'm really really sorry sir am i gonna get extra more spanks than i did to you last week?
Husband: yep 😁😏

by Mike the quiet one November 25, 2021

your days are numbered

1)I am going to hurt and/or kill you.

2)You don't have much time before you get into big trouble.

"Your days are numbered," growled the henchman, taking out a knife.

When Robby broke the vase, he knew his days were numbered and that his mother would be very angry at him.

by Newbia June 2, 2004

your mum gay

when you're roasting means that someone is calling your mother gay witch she is ;)

NO U is a comback to the roast of "your mum gay"

by helloyourmumgay June 13, 2018

wind your neck in

A phrase that is frequently used by police officers in the United Kingdom

John: You fucking bastard, why are you arresting me? I haven't even done anything wrong, bla bla bla

PC Plod: Wind your neck in

by Spliff Head June 18, 2007

Your goose is cooked.

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010

chill your boner

1. expression used to address males (althought it can be used on both sexes) instructing individual to calm down, relax, get control of yourself

abreviations C your B

2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)

Guy 1 - "OMG! I can't believe this! This is crazy!"
Guy 2 - "Chill your boner, its gonna be ok"

by CMD823 March 3, 2008

boner in your butt

greeting/acknowledgement used by members and associates of the 21st street coop.

when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.

this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)

"Boner in your butt, Dave!"

"Boner in your butt, Brett!"

"Boner in your butt, Officer"

by A. Motherfucker October 14, 2010