rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

Penis Strudel

A moist warm snack that helps you sleep

Omg!! Catrina just had 2 Penis strudels!! She's finna die!!

by Mvertybit July 20, 2020

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018

Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022

Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022

Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.

What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis

by J.J Hall June 14, 2022

Penis dog

A hot dog but it's a penis in a hot dog bun

Before preforming portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017