man of my word

Someone who believes they tell the truth, keeps promises, and doesnt make outrageous claims.

If I say that I'm going to do something, I will do it, you can count on me... I'm a man of my word.

by G Ymer June 18, 2014

then my racket broke...

A popular phrase in Ireland, mainly kildare and Sligo. To be used if a quick change of conversation is needed. Also used to break an awkward silence, or to break tension. Originates from when a man named Sean was playing in the badminton club championship final, and in the dying moments his racket broke, the strings snapping. After the match he was insulting his opponent to his coach, when the opponent walked into the conversation. 'Did you see my when racket brake?' Sean said.

EXAMPLE 1
Sean: Chris is so smelly.
David: Yeah I Know.
{Chris walks over into the conversation}
Chris: Hi guys
Sean: eh yeah and then my racket broke.

EXAMPLE 2
You are on a bus with many strangers. There is an awkward silence. It can be broken by exclaiming to you friend 'Yeah so then my racket broke...'. It eases the tension and is very useful.

by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006

[oh] [my] [jonas]

an extremly annoying alternitive to "oh my god" used by sqealing brainless little jonas brother fans. users of this trem range anywhere from age 4 to age 17. though i must admit the users who range from age 11-15 are the most annoying. and as a side note: no, i'm not a bored teeange guy. i am a 13 year old GIRL who is completley anti jonas and anti miley.

oh my jonas! nick is soo fine! I'm gonna go beg my parents for $6000 so i can maybe get to go to one of there totally amazingly hottt concerts!!

by Jessica! :D October 9, 2008

My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Trashing My Scene

To cause one's life to be more difficult in any way. Similar to the phrase, "Breaking my Balls". Derived from a quote during Christian Bale's infamous rant.

Did you spill coffee all over my sofa? Dude, stop fucking trashing my scene!

by HarveyStewart February 4, 2009

My pussies wet

When a girl is horny and wants to fuck

Ohh fuck Daniel my pussies wet

by Toiletpapergagger77 November 18, 2021

Lick my tits

An expression used by drunk sorority girls when talking with vitriol toward each other.

Meaning: not caring what is thought of oneself, often said as an afterthought.

Can be used interchangeably with similar expressions like "kiss my ass" and "suck my dick."

Etymology: University of Maryland, Halloween 2013

"I'm not the ugly one. She is the ugly one. Whatever. That girl can lick my tits."

by jbandjt November 2, 2013