Back-handed insult

Something that sounds like an insult until you explain and find out its really a compliment

Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.

Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.

Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult

by The Duk3 March 29, 2021

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Hand Bitin Fine

A term used to describe a guy who is extremely hot or attractive. Once you see the man, you usually take your hand and bite it because of how attractive he is.

"Oh, man. You see that guy over there?"
*Heck yeah*
"He is for sure Hand Bitin Fine.

(as both bite on their hands)

by Rose24 November 14, 2010

Left handed people

A form of alternate creature that forms on the opposite side of a mirror and has evolve to copy appearances, usually those of the owner of the mirror. Because of the the reversed environment they form in, they tend to write and use their left hand more dominantly compared to their right.

“Hey I’m hanging out with Dave right now, did you know he’s left handed?”
“Man you better get the fuck out of there. That’s not dave, he’s been replaced by the Left handed people.”

by Dr.EyeKnowStuff November 2, 2022

blind hairy hands

When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.

That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)

by jjplatinum March 3, 2017

second-hand 4chan

a 4chan-based meme that is found on an image aggregator and posted on a social networking site

Please don't post a rageguy comic from funnyjunk on my facebook page, that's second-hand 4chan

by Copperbeard November 2, 2010

gain the upper hand

Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.

Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018