douche bag

Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance

Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag

by surfchick69 November 23, 2010

Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.

E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad

by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007

bag pipe

To fart in ones mouth.

Mike claims that he bag piped Sharon and the fart escaped her mouth and made a high piched squeal.

by Mr.Pubu October 10, 2007

douche bag

A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.

After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004

Body Bag

Any body builder's sports related bag used to transports gym shoes, shorts and other gear to workout.

Hey dude, do you know where my body bag is...
Ya bro, the red bag right over there...
Oh ya, thanks bro...

by bfan May 4, 2008

Tit Bags

Huge boobs that attract one's eye, only to find out that without a wonder bra they deflate and hang to her belly. Usually found on women with multiple kids.

She's a MILF! I wonder if they are fake or if they are tit bags?

by Rico2766 December 16, 2008

Fag Bag

A person who is homosexual or shows homosexual qualities.

John your a fag bag for picking flowers!

by irishkittynips September 12, 2009