Term of endearment referring to casual, but reliable sexual partner. Complimentary, and intended to be sweet, but also slightly demeaning.
See also: booty call, friend with benefits, fuck buddy
See also: booty call, friend with benefits, fuck buddy
by AS44 February 29, 2008
Get the sex pet mug.This occurs when two (or more) 0_o; cats proceed to have sexual intercourse with eachother(s) They fuck the shit out of eachother. :o
Dude, I saw my cats having sex last night. I taped it and totally slammed my ham to it this morning. >.<
*whispers* I love cat sex. :o
*whispers* I love cat sex. :o
by Alex Regan January 12, 2009
Get the Cat sex mug.a nervous twitch during an orgasm or just before intercourse, in which one individual "flinches"...a bit like tourettes....and makes the other person included in the sexual act laugh and chuckle...laughing and chuckeling is a major turn on for some people...so people with a "sex flex" are not left lonely!!!
person 1: mmm....yeah baby
person 2: *twitches*
person 1: omg wht was that?! hahaha! u sex-flexed!!! oh yesss! i am the god of sex!!!
person 2: *blushes* i have ....tourettes....
person 1: sex-flexing is THE biggest turn on ever.....mmmm.....do it again....
person 2: *twitches*
person 1: omg wht was that?! hahaha! u sex-flexed!!! oh yesss! i am the god of sex!!!
person 2: *blushes* i have ....tourettes....
person 1: sex-flexing is THE biggest turn on ever.....mmmm.....do it again....
by Caroline Ratcliffe June 12, 2006
Get the sex-flex mug.(1) To be made sexy.
(2) To be ready to engage in sexual intercourse.
(3) To raise one's sex appeal.
(2) To be ready to engage in sexual intercourse.
(3) To raise one's sex appeal.
by Mr. Moto July 3, 2007
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Luke sat at the campfire, his girlfriend Kate was sitting next to him. He put a hand on her thigh and leaned in and gave her an effortless peck on the cheek. Kate was practically shaking she was so horny. Hey Luke said and pulled a condom out of his pocket Kate leaned in and slid a hand slowly down to Luke’s 11 inch dick. We don’t need those yet Kate teased. Luke couldn’t hold back anymore and ripped Kate’s shirt off revealing her Lacey black bra. Kate climbed on his lap and french kissed him passionately while Luke played with her 36d tits. Luke slid down her pants to reveal her throbbing wet pussy. Not yet Kate teased as she slid down his pants and ripped his button down shirt open showing his perfect 6 pack Kate slid down Luke’s body and licked the side of Luke’s cock, she teased the end and Luke moaned she knew he wanted her to suck it so she obliged and Luke moaned as cum slid from his dong down Kate’s throat. She climbed back up and Luke unclipped her bra. Luke started fingering her with one hand and caressing her tits in the other. Now we’re ready Kate moaned. Luke smiled as he slid on the condom and entered her Kate moaned in joy and pleasure as his 11 inch dick slid into her wet throbbing pussy. Luke shakes as they roll to the ground and he loves the way the sex feels. His 11 inch dong rubbed all over her pussy until he found her g-spot. “Round two?”
Luke sat at the campfire, his girlfriend Kate was sitting next to him. He put a hand on her thigh and leaned in and gave her an effortless peck on the cheek. Kate was practically shaking she was so horny. Hey Luke said and pulled a condom out of his pocket Kate leaned in and slid a hand slowly down to Luke’s 11 inch dick. We don’t need those yet Kate teased. Luke couldn’t hold back anymore and ripped Kate’s shirt off revealing her Lacey black bra. Kate climbed on his lap and french kissed him passionately while Luke played with her 36d tits. Luke slid down her pants to reveal her throbbing wet pussy. Not yet Kate teased as she slid down his pants and ripped his button down shirt open showing his perfect 6 pack Kate slid down Luke’s body and licked the side of Luke’s cock, she teased the end and Luke moaned she knew he wanted her to suck it so she obliged and Luke moaned as cum slid from his dong down Kate’s throat. She climbed back up and Luke unclipped her bra. Luke started fingering her with one hand and caressing her tits in the other. Now we’re ready Kate moaned. Luke smiled as he slid on the condom and entered her Kate moaned in joy and pleasure as his 11 inch dick slid into her wet throbbing pussy. Luke shakes as they roll to the ground and he loves the way the sex feels. His 11 inch dong rubbed all over her pussy until he found her g-spot. “Round two?”
by How are you this morning? January 23, 2022
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When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
Dude 1: Stacey is so hot, her bod is super sweet.
Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
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