Rainbow Dick

blow job given by a chick that has lipstick on, leaving a ring of color around a dudes dick

when kim got all whored up that night she gave paul the prettiest rainbow dick he ever had.
taste the rainbow baby!

by gigi July 26, 2004

douche dick

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.

by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

[Dick] Cheese

Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.

"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."

by Dick Clean December 20, 2008

Dick Fingers

Someone who is poor at catching objects such as balls in sports or anything being passed or thrown to them. Hence their fingers are resemblant of flaccid penises.

"Michael Hairsine always drops the ball"
"Ya, he has dick fingers for sure"

by CoolGuyMcCool420 January 27, 2010

Baby Dick

Having a tiny penis and never getting laid

Grant has a baby dick. He never gets laid either. Poor Grant. You should move to Madacascar, baby dick.

by Mr. Weeks December 18, 2003

Dick Pleaser

A female, usually unattractive, who is better than good in bed.

Man, that girl from Shadow Bar was a Dick Pleaser.

by M-Geezy March 9, 2007

dick hermit

a person who is a recluse that lives with dicks. also, can just be a dumb person.

Damn, that guy is a dick hermit.

by Johnny Rebel 212 October 16, 2009