Shi-pissing

To shit and piss at once

MUM HELP I CANT STOP SHI-PISSING EVERYWHERE

by Khalifa westbrooke June 19, 2019

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017

the pit of piss

Well,it’s a pit full of piss,that spans over 71 miles and is 50 miles deep,no one has defined what animal the piss belongs too,no one ever will
There are dangerous aquatic species at the bottom of the bit,and cat fish at the top,the public have started to put the unknown fish species in aquariums,but they tend to eat the other fish

Beware the pit of piss,it smells like piss

by Sparkle_gelatine September 14, 2024

Piss Breath

an annoying, fat, yappy bitch who doesn't shower, use deoderant, is most commonly found harassing people because it can't get laid, blames people for being ugly, stupid, and bitchless.

person 1: wow, did you see patricia? she's such a piss breath!
person 2: i know, no wonder she's a bitchless freak.

by prickstabber69420 June 28, 2024

pissing magma

when you and a female engage in sexual intercourse and they are so ran through that when you go to relieve yourself in the bathroom it feels as you may be “pissing magma”

if you and “her” have sex you’ll for sure be pissing magma the next day.

by KanyeEast123456789 December 20, 2023

Piss Prince

A straight man likes to be urinated on and is obviously submissive to his typically female partner.

“OMG, have you seen Dan? He’s such a piss prince!”
“You dumb puppy, you’re such a piss prince.”

by sidderzdeduction October 21, 2022