foot ball

Nuclear retardation diesease where foot grows out of testi satchel

My uncle went to chernobyl and came back with a bad case of foot ball.

by General Asswipe July 7, 2006

knee to the balls

Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.

That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

Jingle Balls

Silver round hard balls that go back and forth and make click click noises.

Picture yourself tea bagging a guy with really small silver nuts

by Shaniqua November 29, 2003

Ball Gazer

To trick someone by having them look at your hands, then moving them to your crotch and forming the letters "b" and "g" with your fingers. With the victim still looking at your hands, immediately call them a "ball gazer".

Dave: Hey Mark, how many power supplies does this customer need?

Mark: I don't know. I'll have to check. What are you doing with your...

Dave: BALL GAZER!!!

by Decay66 November 12, 2009

Ball Duster

When a woman is riding your cock and farts on your balls

"I took down this fatty last night, as she was riding me, she gave me a ball duster"!

by enzo89 November 7, 2011

Cream of balls

The act of creaming onto ones ballsack, then performing a "t-bag" with the partner, the desired effect that the balls taste like semen. (also known as "penis pudding")

"Sup bill, would you do last night?"

"Well, I fed the mrs some cream of balls."

by LollerRzk July 1, 2006

Ball Cack

A small cluster of DUNG located on or below the scrotom sack. aka balls . Often located underneath the balls attached to hair on the balls.

In the same family as a dingleberry, except Ball Cack is located under the balls.

by Renee' And Amy Balls! January 5, 2009