Milk

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.

Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!

by Kkgingin October 18, 2022

retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet

'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?

by streetmayonnaise May 1, 2020

Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months

donny found out that lucas has been Ice milk grazing

by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024

Milk

The worst thing to ever drink by itself, like why would you ever do that

Steve: I drank milk today

Tiana: you weirdo

by Googlegoose3457 June 5, 2021

Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

Blue Milk Run

A term that means “easy” in the star wars universe often used by smugglers and soldiers

“This should be a total blue milk run, kid.”-Kyle Katarn

by ThatOneSceneKid July 21, 2018

Milk Weed

A French artist who’s also very stupid

Why are you acting like a Milk Weed

by Bongbangbong January 8, 2021