Fat Girl Syndrome

The way in which a young, insecure and fat girl will constantly rant on very loudly about how attractive they think they are.

Cynthia: "I have gigantic tits! They're double D's!"
Leon: "Man, that Cynthia has a serious case of Fat Girl Syndrome."

by Octopus Supremo February 14, 2006

fat breasted and awful

An insult. When someone (usually a male) is large and flabby in the breast area and also a terrible person.

Here comes Brian. That kid is fat breasted and awful.

by Brad R December 17, 2006

you sound fat

An insult toward bitter females, who may or may not be fat and/or ugly, that think they are above people who are more attractive and can attract the opposite sex easily. They also generalize about people to make themselves feel better.

Bitter Female: "In my books all pretty boys and weight lifters are jerks. They think they are so great, if one tried to walk up to me I would ignore them."

Random Person: "You sound fat, those types of guys would not want to talk to you in the first place."

by Lance Bozeman August 7, 2005

fat chick magnet

An intoxicated male whom becomes the target of seduction by fat chicks, who are used to only getting laid with inebriated men or guys down on their luck.

"Johnson never gets the hot chicks because he always manages to put on beer goggles and let a fat chick blow him. He's a real fat chick magnet."

by Michaelson March 3, 2008

Clown Pants Fat

Having a disproportionately fat ass, thighs, and upper pussy area to the point of being comical, resembling clown pants; extremely bottom-heavy; having enough fat to fill a pair of clown pants.

Guy 1: I heard Steve's new girl is pretty thick. Would you hit it?
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.

by RawBZA October 21, 2010

hairy fat one

An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"

by Slimrick May 17, 2008

Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

by Jennahoe October 22, 2009