Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013

brown eye

A hole between the ass pillows, sometimes with a little shit stuck to it after running out of toilet paper.

Hoss, a truck driver, can't reach his ass to wipe because his stomach is friggin huge, so he is left with a Brown eye.

by Mark Sil April 9, 2006

google-eyes

Google-Eyes is about the psyche of Google.

- He found it on google, believes it, I would say he has google-eyes.
- He found it on the web it is googlize.
- Google-eyes microsoft.
- User in china can view the internet via google-eyes.

by Douwe de Jong April 2, 2006

eye cum shot

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.

Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."

by John Plato June 11, 2008

brown eye

see <red eye>

see <red eye>

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 17, 2003

Captain Birds Eye

To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.

you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.

John - i fingered Jane last night

Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye

by B.DOT-ONDAGE October 2, 2010