cunt rooster

A cunt rooster is a fucking piece of shit asshole motherfucker that can't keep their wandering cock out of other hen houses, aka vaginas. A great way to describe that special cheating son of a bitch in your life.

"Sean Thorpe is a total fucking cunt rooster."

by Your Lord And Saviour January 19, 2014

Cunt Smucker

When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.

"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".

"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".

by Jolly Jerry May 22, 2009

fuk cunt

the word that Aussies use to show very good emotion. the only words that Australian use and need to use

AUZZIE 1: hey did you the see the sunset yesterday
AUZZIE 2: yeaaa fuk cunt

by PIKU NIKU May 30, 2019

Cunt lord

Like a slum lord but the owner is a massive cunt.

"Fionas is a cunt Lord " said Ian

by Elmanderpo January 10, 2018

Cunt Weasle

A gentleman who will tell a woman whatever she wants to hear to get in to her pants. Weasling his way in to her knickers.

"Have you heard him, he's a propper cunt weasle"

"Than cuntweasle got into her pants again"

by Simon Rose January 22, 2009

grubby cunt

Some one who is dirty and acting like a cunt

Look at him over there he's an absolute grubby cunt

by Grubby cunt February 19, 2017

blunt cunt

When someone tells you the truth bluntly and doesn't sugarcoat it in any way at all but instead, delivers the truth in the rudest and worst way possible.

She told me that if I don't get my gap tooth fixed, I'll look like a hillbilly for the rest of my life and no one will take me seriously. She's such a blunt cunt.

by GreenJesus May 10, 2018