Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Jed Moment

A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he smell like a bingus?"
"Jed moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Greg Moment

A terrible, dumb or ridiculous idea, doing or mannerism.

It was so hot earlier I climbed into the freezer to cool down, it was such a greg moment!

by Greg Moment June 16, 2022

Aleppo Moment

When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer.

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment..." - Gary Johnson.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Shrimpster Moment

The moment when something happens out of nowhere and you question why.

My power went out.... this is a real Shrimpster moment.

by Joemama10000 March 9, 2023

Dakota moment

When you rage so hard that you throw 2 chairs at people in class.

Jodie: WATCH OUT SHES HAVING A DAKOTA MOMENT!!!!

by Whatsaymyusername September 8, 2022

Harvey moment

When he / she says something so stupid your eyes flicker back and you enter full Harvey price moment

For example

Aaron “Yo Tom I am going to ruin redemption 2 ending to josh , tell me what happens at the end?”
Tom - “your going to ruin the game for ur self”
Aaron “oh yh”
*Aaron has entered full Harvey moment*

by toms memes November 2, 2018