Fart Wake

The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.

Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.

by never7 February 4, 2009

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Fart Pass

A Fart Pass says that it's alright to fart in public if someone else has.

I have a Fart Pass so it's cool.

by Jake mager October 22, 2017

fart centric

1) A smelly person who takes great pleasure and pride in releasing gas with people around him or her, often maliciously.

2) Also the person likes talking about farts and usually starts laughing uncontrollably when farts are brought up in conversation.

3) A 'lactard' who through years of not being able to process dairy properly, has accepted and grown proud of his or her uncontrollable flatulence

"I saw these girls with orange spray on tans at the mall today, I felt obligated to crop dust them. Afterwards I ate some protein bars to supercharge my farts for my next victim, which happened to be my little sister when she came to pick me up from the mall. Muhaha"
"Spencer, you fart centric bastard, I think you have a problem. Maybe you should see a doctor."

by Bigassss June 4, 2013

No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.

Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

Fart cracker

A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean

Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!

by datDude June 30, 2015