Meanus penis

Doing something very mean with your penis while captioning it with the text (meanus penis) like stirring up a drink with your penis maybe even add a tea bag optional

Watch as I stir my friends drink and ejaculate seman also before he drinks it taking pictures of it using hashtag#meanus penis

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020

peni waft

When an odor is coming out of your penis but you don't feel that it's safe to make the full sniff so you take your hand and force the odors toward your nose.

My dads penis smelled funny so I peni wafted it to see what the smell was.

by Mbenny07 January 8, 2017

phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking

That bitch got phone penised last night

by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016

PENIS DRAGON

A person who is really angry and mean due to an inflamed crotch region...

Brittin yelled at me today like a total penis dragon so I could tell his crotch was inflamed

by Ceebs Deebs May 8, 2018

Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.

Sam has a Walker penis.

by Illusion Labs AB July 13, 2020