A way of expressing state of shock.
by Shock Horror December 26, 2005
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When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!
Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls
Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls
Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008
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Dude: "What's your problem today?"
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."
Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."
Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."
by frothing November 2, 2009
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Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."
Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."
by Darth Chubious November 29, 2010
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1. (Whyo'nt ya) suck on MY dick?*
2. Serve me my dinner, (woman).
3. Shut my door, (bro).
4. (Please don't) shoot m'dog, (officer)!
5. smoke my dope
6. spill my drink
This tends toward ambiguity humorously and much depends on context.
*Def. (1) is oddly reminiscent of pirate-speak:
"Aarrh. Shiver me timber(s), matey."
1. (Whyo'nt ya) suck on MY dick?*
2. Serve me my dinner, (woman).
3. Shut my door, (bro).
4. (Please don't) shoot m'dog, (officer)!
5. smoke my dope
6. spill my drink
This tends toward ambiguity humorously and much depends on context.
*Def. (1) is oddly reminiscent of pirate-speak:
"Aarrh. Shiver me timber(s), matey."
Feel free to mix and match:
1. "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, (bizzle)?"*
2. "Shizzle me my dizzle, wizzle."
3. "Shizzle my dizzle, brizzle."
4. "Please don't shizzle m' dizzle. officer!"
5. "Let's shizzle My dizzle -- it's the chronic."
6. "I need a towel. My menu's soaked from you shizzlin' my dizzle."
1. "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, (bizzle)?"*
2. "Shizzle me my dizzle, wizzle."
3. "Shizzle my dizzle, brizzle."
4. "Please don't shizzle m' dizzle. officer!"
5. "Let's shizzle My dizzle -- it's the chronic."
6. "I need a towel. My menu's soaked from you shizzlin' my dizzle."
by BengoCholomongo August 30, 2006
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Told that by there sons a bitch who lies before me bloated blue and cold, I got my pride, I drink my wine.
I drink only the finest 'sept I haven't earned a dime in several months, or were it years.
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears.
Told that by there sons a bitch who lies before me bloated blue and cold, I got my pride, I drink my wine.
I drink only the finest 'sept I haven't earned a dime in several months, or were it years.
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears.
by Bob Cock May 28, 2006
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It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely
ejaculate throughout the song.
It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely
ejaculate throughout the song.
by BloodyWind December 20, 2008
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