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oh my gawd

A way of expressing state of shock.
Kiddo 1: "I have a penis."
Kiddo 2: "Oh my gawd!"
by Shock Horror December 26, 2005
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Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle
When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008
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my dark place

The place a person goes after enduring an enormous disappointment or loss. An emotional funk. Depression of unbearable proportion.
Dude: "What's your problem today?"
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."

Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."
by frothing November 2, 2009
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My Balls Hurt

A phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."
Boss: "Pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow."
Pat: "My Balls Hurt"
by Darth Chubious November 29, 2010
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shizzle my dizzle

A coolio way of saying something/anything without actually saying it; as in:
1. (Whyo'nt ya) suck on MY dick?*
2. Serve me my dinner, (woman).
3. Shut my door, (bro).
4. (Please don't) shoot m'dog, (officer)!
5. smoke my dope
6. spill my drink
This tends toward ambiguity humorously and much depends on context.

*Def. (1) is oddly reminiscent of pirate-speak:
"Aarrh. Shiver me timber(s), matey."
Feel free to mix and match:
1. "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, (bizzle)?"*
2. "Shizzle me my dizzle, wizzle."
3. "Shizzle my dizzle, brizzle."
4. "Please don't shizzle m' dizzle. officer!"
5. "Let's shizzle My dizzle -- it's the chronic."
6. "I need a towel. My menu's soaked from you shizzlin' my dizzle."
by BengoCholomongo August 30, 2006
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my name is mud

A popular, great, dark song by the band Primus.
My Name Is Mud but call me Alowishes Devander Abercrombie that's long for mud, So I've been told.
Told that by there sons a bitch who lies before me bloated blue and cold, I got my pride, I drink my wine.
I drink only the finest 'sept I haven't earned a dime in several months, or were it years.
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears.
by Bob Cock May 28, 2006
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jizz in my pants

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.
"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.
by BloodyWind December 20, 2008
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