jack johnson

A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson

"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"

by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005

Jack Sparrowed

When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).

St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...

by Wes Lynch August 24, 2011

rack jack

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

by mista biggins September 22, 2008

jack jick

A term used in anger when you are trying to call someone a jack ass and a bitch at the same time and you fuck up

She screamed at her husband calling him a jack jick after he rolled home at 4 am.

by ughthissucks July 21, 2006

Jack-rack

1) Hanging upside-down whilst cracking one off;

2) Someone engaged in 1).

From the sink-holes of Surrey in England.

1) My back was killin', but I fancied a quick spaff, so I did the Jack-rack.

2) Dude, you're such a Jack-rack.

by Tuomas February 21, 2006

Elbow Jack

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.

Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants

In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: J.D Sanghera.

by Pimp Ass BOSS J.D June 17, 2009

Con Jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homless and under the influence of demorahl and crack

Im always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when im trying to get some peace of mind.

by Aliatron November 9, 2008