When you have quiet sex in your house when there are other people there. This leads to a lot of pointing and grabbing to explain what you want your partner to do in order for no one to hear you.
ME: I completely banged that girl last night!
U: Dude, your mom was home last night wasnt she?
ME: Yes, She was upstairs, so I had mime sex in the Living Room real quick.
U: Sweet
U: Dude, your mom was home last night wasnt she?
ME: Yes, She was upstairs, so I had mime sex in the Living Room real quick.
U: Sweet
by Paulie W a l N u T Z June 1, 2010
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Get the walking sex mug.When a guy talks up his game, claiming he can hit it hard and fast, but when it comes down to it, fucks no better than a turtle.
Friend 1: "Hey! How was last night?"
Friend 2: "It was absolutely awful! He kept telling me how hard he wanted to fuck me, but then he was like a turtle, moving so slow! There's no other way to explain it besides Turtle Sex."
Friend 2: "It was absolutely awful! He kept telling me how hard he wanted to fuck me, but then he was like a turtle, moving so slow! There's no other way to explain it besides Turtle Sex."
by snowspy May 8, 2011
Get the Turtle Sex mug.Sex that lasts over an hour, with continued intent; if only an hour and a half or so, partners may only be distracted during sex. During 'marathon sex,' as opposed to marathons, small breaks are sometimes taken, akin to stretches during exercise, which is part of what the 'marathon' is... exercise, for both partners, in every case, though! For it to last so long, mutual exercising, and most especially pleasure, throughout the entire event, are both prime requisites.
When we're going to have more than a few hours alone, it's always nice to make sure a good bit of marathon sex is part of that time.
by FlyinMonki82 January 18, 2016
Get the marathon sex mug.Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."
"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"
1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
by Caboose988 July 9, 2018
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It was a hot day and my boyfriend came over, I took him to the hot tub on the porch and got it. Neither of us had swim suits so we were naked. This wasn't our first time so we got right to it. He slowly started touching my boobs as I rubbed up and down the shaft of his huge boned dick. He moved his hands into the water to caress my throbbing pussy.
After ten minuets of giving each other hand jobs we stopped. He lifted his muscular body out of the water with one swoop and sat on the side of the hot tub. I walked over to him, still in the water and kneeled on the bench facing him. I bent over so I could suck him. I slowly but strongly glided my head up and down his throbbing hard dick. After five minuets he reached his hand over my back and started fingering me again. I felt it.
Then, he slowly but harshly jabbed his 9" into me. It was painful but pleasuring. After a few minuets I started to cum, it poorer out of me and soon after, it shot out of him. He pulled out, leaving me to throb.
Eventually I couldn't take it and more and I pulled him onto me. He made me do all the work. I started to throb, I couldn't move. That it when he started to pump. Then he orgasmed. It was like nothing I've ever felt before.
Two minuets later he jabbed me again, it was round three and I was tired. We both pushed through the the tiredness as his rediculussly hard and long dick penitraded me.
It was the feeling of his tip pressing atainst my g-spot that got me the third time.
It was a hot day and my boyfriend came over, I took him to the hot tub on the porch and got it. Neither of us had swim suits so we were naked. This wasn't our first time so we got right to it. He slowly started touching my boobs as I rubbed up and down the shaft of his huge boned dick. He moved his hands into the water to caress my throbbing pussy.
After ten minuets of giving each other hand jobs we stopped. He lifted his muscular body out of the water with one swoop and sat on the side of the hot tub. I walked over to him, still in the water and kneeled on the bench facing him. I bent over so I could suck him. I slowly but strongly glided my head up and down his throbbing hard dick. After five minuets he reached his hand over my back and started fingering me again. I felt it.
Then, he slowly but harshly jabbed his 9" into me. It was painful but pleasuring. After a few minuets I started to cum, it poorer out of me and soon after, it shot out of him. He pulled out, leaving me to throb.
Eventually I couldn't take it and more and I pulled him onto me. He made me do all the work. I started to throb, I couldn't move. That it when he started to pump. Then he orgasmed. It was like nothing I've ever felt before.
Two minuets later he jabbed me again, it was round three and I was tired. We both pushed through the the tiredness as his rediculussly hard and long dick penitraded me.
It was the feeling of his tip pressing atainst my g-spot that got me the third time.
by PoppyCock. 8=D May 21, 2016
Get the Sex story mug.Having sexual intercourse when the female pulls her panties or "g-string" to the side lazily, instead of taking them off.
"Yo, I smashed some ghetto pussy last night"
"Oh word, you have ghetto sex?"
"Yeah, the bitch didnt take her thong off, pull that shit to the side and I nutted in her!"
"Oh word, you have ghetto sex?"
"Yeah, the bitch didnt take her thong off, pull that shit to the side and I nutted in her!"
by Steven Granata May 28, 2008
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