wills penis

3.8 inches

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like

by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020

penis pickle

A man called Stephen who never washes his penis

That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle

by A scary vicar November 2, 2017

Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....

Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!

by Jevolve August 21, 2019

the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.

Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers

by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022

Lovre penis

When something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis" here in Macedonia

see that lil dogs? actually "lovre penis"!

by NicK Guhr March 21, 2020

necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018

Penis-playa

It's a person who likes fondling with "sausages"

Bro, you're such a penis-playa

by Dikmasta69 February 3, 2020