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burnt balls

the action of spilling hot water on your balls. usually causing extreme pain and/or blisters. one of the worst accidents that can occur to your balls.
Person 1: AHHHHHHH NOOOO I BURNED MY DICK

Person 2: That's what you get for drinking tea, you idiot.

Person 1: This hurts so much!

Person 2: A classic example of burnt balls
by Blueberry Green Tea January 14, 2010
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Ball Dam

When the sweat from your ass begins to travel towards the ball region, when the balls stop the flow you get a "Ball Dam"
If it wasnt for my ball dam I would have a giant ass sweat stain in the front of my shorts, thanks to my balls
by Steve T. March 31, 2003
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snooki ball

a baseball- like game, made by three boys in their friends basement on a saturday night, when they could have been out doing things, like mackin on bitches. named after the one and only snooki
yo, wanna be tools and play snooki ball tonite and not get any ass??
by snookilover5 January 16, 2010
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bitch balls

A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.
We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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Ball Hang

The words used to describe something that sucks!
Chris, you can't sleep through your shift tonight i'm afraid, there's loads of work to do!
Oh man, That's fuckin' ball hang!
by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
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slap ball

A game played with a soft ball where the aim is to keep the ball from hitting the floor by "slapping" the ball upwards with the hand. Usually played in a circle of about 5-6 players but more or less players is just as good.

Skill- Using shoulder, head, elbow, knee, impressove dives etc.
Bob Ball- A serve that goes miles out of the circle
"ahh that was a Bob Ball"
"what a slap ball skill"
by Stowup-urs-land D of E May 28, 2006
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blue balls

a lame excuse guys use to get girls in the sack
pain felt when a dude is left unfinished
Man my blue balls just wont quit you
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
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