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Weiner dog

THE BEST FUCKING DOG TO EVER EXIST

THEY ARE SO CUTE
person 1: do you like my weiner dog?
Person 2: ew those stupid walking hotdogs? I think not
Person1: get out of my house.
by Sh1t_eater August 20, 2021
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Dog Sack

That sad little saggy bag of skin your dog is left with after having his testicles removed.
"You're dogs are well weird they eat their own shit"
"Yeah well you stroke your balls dog sack"
by will98 August 16, 2023
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Cookie the dog

shortened as cookie

the all powerful overlord that takes the form of a dog she has the power to defeat the weasel king she shows mercy only when she feels like it, she does what she wants and does not listen to any who know of her existence. when used in a sentence there is a chance that something bad will happen such as your power going out . this power full being has been known to eat memories and time remaining in a human life span. this is a powerful being that should be both respected and feared as a powerful entity with no match. only one human has been able to be in the same location with this being and survive this being is known as the youtuber and streamer prod/Iprod/xprod.

this word can be used in many ways as referring to cookie but if it is used negatively you will most likely not survive if you want to survive do not use this phrase. you have been warned
"and for lunch cookie the dog had one of my memories from when i was 13"
by Runnerdeath October 27, 2020
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Gutless dog

A bloke named Jian Milburn who eats all your bread and skinny cow ice cream sandwiches has a French bulldog that farts and dedicates at the bottom of the stairs every morning
"Jian is a gutless dog"

"Who's that? That's Jian he is a gutless dog!"

"Want a skinny cow? Yeah sure! Oh wait they're all gone? Fucking Jian, the gutless dog!"

"How about some toast with your eggs? Oh wait can't... Jian's eaten it all... Gutless dog"
by Gregory_Huganus July 20, 2016
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Corn Dog

When you are penetrating someone anally and you skewer a turd with your penis.
*man pulls penis out of anus and has a glob of scot on it*
Man:....I've got a Corn Dog
by Cuntalroy December 20, 2017
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Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
by dyejmdac January 21, 2019
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shorty dog

When driving on a two lane road, where both lanes are going in the same direction, and you are stuck behind two cars going the same speed, and you cannot get past.

Sometimes also known as shawty dog or shawty dawg or shorty dawg
I'm being shorty dogged and it's triggering my road rage!!
by jelpotato April 25, 2020
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