Monkey mouth

A horrible taste in your mouth the morning after a heavy drinking session. Can be made worse by additions of:-
-Kebab
-Tobacco
-Pizza

" I have bad case of monkey mouth this morning"

by reynolpj December 10, 2006

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot

getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey

by joe September 14, 2003

Hairy Monkey

for origin see Gorilla Mask

Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.

by Dion Chaz April 30, 2005

Grease Monkey

An unlicensed or on-the-side mechanic that you go to when you can't afford to go to a real mechanic. Often used when the job is simple, or you no longer want to dump money into your very old car.
Can also be applied to a halfway knowledgable person in any field (ie: computer repairs, home repairs, gender reassignment)

"I took my car to this grease monkey I know and he screwed up my tranny. That'll teach me to stop being cheap."

by Bionic Latino October 18, 2008

spider-monkey

the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand

'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'

by zolivia December 9, 2010

dick monkey

A man who has frequent noncommital sex with his girlfriends mom

Brad and jess broke up.
Why?
Because he was her mom's dick monkey.

by Sunshine Meadow November 13, 2007

Monkey Punch

Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.

Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.

by PhearMyPhunk September 30, 2006