Middlebrook Hot

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation more attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive boys acquiring girls who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors except Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.

Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.

Guy 2: Yeah man, we saw her and she was totally Middlebrook hot.

by notchahenE September 1, 2021

Homely Hot

When they've definitely got some "off" things about them, but you just can't help being attracted anyway.

Bro 1: Bro, check out this girl I just met

Bro 2: Ooh okay, she's homely hot.

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Chick 1: Oh my gosh, have you met Brian?

Chick 2: Why, are you into him? I guess he's kinda homely hot...

by Culturism December 19, 2020

Hot Yogi

It's like a hot Carl but instead a bear shits on you.

Yesterday at the zoo that bear gave me a hot yogi. It was huge and full of berries.

by MikeHoncho1983 June 28, 2021

Hot Pass

Were12 people sit in circle and One shits in plastic bag and said 12 people pass it around like hot potato

wanna play hot pass?

by Calern7 April 22, 2023

hot neal

The act of deficating in ones sister in laws socks and beating her chickens with them

She pissed me off so much i just had to give her a hot neal

by Kshsibsjshd July 21, 2017

Hot Whisklet

Careful and precise mixture of hot chocolate and Irish whiskey.

"Liz, it's not getting any warmer outside and I still don't have my hot whisklet!"

"There's two sorts of people in ths world. Those who love hot whisklets and liars."

by Vaughn/Atkinson January 18, 2009

Hot Sloppy

A diarrhea-like poop

Ew, do you smell Will in there? Hes making a hot sloppy.

by Walkira November 10, 2019