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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 7, 2021
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Milk Stick

I would ride Lebron’s milk stick all night long.
by Sly Cat Stephen June 2, 2022
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Milking

What Rockstar Games does with GTA V and GTA Online release than rerelease the game every console generations like PS3, XB360, PS4, XB1, Xbox Series X|S
Rockstar Games: Here’s the new expanded and enhanced GTA V and Online!
GTA fandom: Stop milking this game, we rather want GTA VI PLEASE!
by FlowA150 June 12, 2021
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that’s milk

The cool kids’ way of saying “that’s cool” or “that’s the shit”. Derived from the Spanish phrase “es la leche”, and adopted into English by a high school Spanish students across America.
Joey: Keanu Reeves released his own line of designer sunglasses!!

Jim: yooo that’s milk.
by CranPineappleJuice September 11, 2020
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Snatch Milk

After You Jizz In A Girls Snatch, And The Semen Comes Out It is turned Into Snatch Milk, Or When It Enters.
After i Jizzed in Deborah's vagina snatch milk came pouring out.
by Blex Arooks February 27, 2011
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Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
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Flicking milk

Doing excessive amounts of black tar heroine
“Jeffery blacked out last night, he was flicking milk too much!”
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