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Pope John highschool

A high school for a bunch of rich snobs that think they're superior because they go to a school that is private.
PJ Student: I go to a school that is private, I'm way smarter than those Jefferson students.

JTHS Student: Everyone thinks Pope John highschool students are fags.
by Jared627 August 17, 2014
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Dear John Email

A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.
Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?

Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.

Joel: Bummer
by Vincent84 February 15, 2010
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John From Cincinnati

Airing on HBO in the slot previously filled by The Sopranos, John From Cincinnati is a drama series in which the viewer can watch all ten episodes of the first season and still have a limited idea of what is actually happening in the show throughout. The viewer will find that after watching the first episode, subsequent episodes provide little if any satisfaction or insight into what the writers are trying to achieve. Castmembers acting abilities are mediocre at best. Essentially, this show is one large waste of time.
Jim: Yo stan, wanna go to the bar tonight, start the new week off right?
Stan: Nah man, John from Cincinnati's on.
Jim: Wait, you actually watch that shit?
Stan: uhh Yeah.
Jim: Kill yourself.
by deeeznuts August 17, 2007
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John The Baptist

The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.
by John The Baptist February 25, 2005
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Shut up John!!

Something you say to someone named John when they are being particularly loud and or annoying : best used by black Basketball coaches teaching history classes
John: *is loud*

Coach: Shut up John!!
by batman17007 January 27, 2019
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John motherfuckin' Smith

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"
by Trollabear September 11, 2014
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John Resnover III

If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym
My name is John Resnover III

and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.
by John Resnover III May 4, 2022
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