Canadian Can Job

The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.

My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!

by Sportstop October 31, 2008

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Jersey Boob Job

When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.

"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"

by fromthemitten October 29, 2011

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seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

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Nose blow job

The disgusting act of full on sucking on a nose like a popsicle during a make out session.

In the movie Abduction, Lily Collins gave Taylor Lautner a nose blow job during the make out scene on the train.

by Skylar.Spencer October 3, 2011

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better paying job

A job that pays, as the name suggests, better ( ie more than) minimum wage in your society

S on: I want a better paying job, but don't want to start by working at

McDonald's or Burger King

Dad: oh well, you can start by trying to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma March 13, 2017

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Take 3 feet of PVC pipe then coat the inside in body temperature lube (96.8 degrees) then slide your penis into the pipe. After that get a partner to insert a cockroach into the other end of the pipe and to blow the insect to the end of your tube with your penis and allow the cockroach to crawl around. Optional: have your partner suck the cockroach out at the end.

Damn, Bethany just gave me the best PVC Pipe Job I’ve ever had.

by Amish_Lover January 29, 2019

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