Black Licorice

The act of deficating in your own hand and giving your partner a handjob with the before mentioned feces.

Yo bro, I was laxin with this chick and she gave me a Black Licorice...That's not chill, bro.

by bbybooluvu July 24, 2010

Black People

A people that have overcome great struggles, though others try and keep them down. People say that they use racism as a crutch but in reality they don't know what it means to be black, they don't understand how they are still discriminated against. A people that use the word "cracker" in reference to how white people would crack a whip at the black slave, and say its racist, and don't understand that they use the word because white have been using the word "nigger" for years. A people that still have to prove themselves to people who think of themselves as higher beings. People who have done so many great things but are still treated like trash. A people with a great determination, who wont stop fighting for equality.

air conditioning unit Frederick M. Jones July 12, 1949
almanac Benjamin Banneker Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch Granville T. Woods January 1, 1839
auto fishing devise G. Cook May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift Richard Spikes February 28, 1932
baby buggy W.H. Richardson June 18, 1899
bicycle frame L.R. Johnson October 10, 1899
biscuit cutter A.P. Ashbourne November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag Charles Drew Approx. 1945
cellular phone Henry T. Sampson July 6, 1971
chamber commode T. Elkins January 3, 1897
clothes dryer G. T. Sampson June 6, 1862
curtain rod S. R. Scratton November 30, 1889
curtain rod support William S. Grant August 4, 1896
door knob O. Dorsey December 10, 1878
door stop O. Dorsey December 10, 1878
dust pan Lawrence P. Ray August 3, 1897
egg beater Willie Johnson February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb Lewis Latimer March 21, 1882
elevator Alexander Miles October 11, 1867
eye protector P. Johnson November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder J. W. Winters May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher T. Marshall October 26, 1872
folding bed L. C. Bailey July 18, 1899 www.blackinventions101.com/inventionslist.html for more inventions by black people

by Saberclaw July 5, 2011

The Black Keys

Modern blues band consisting of Dan Auerbach (guitarist/vocalist) and Patrick Carney (drummer) from Akron Ohio. Their music sounds just as amazing live if not better than their albums. They don't quite feel retro or especially arcane. Their music is dirty, grungy, noisy, swampy blues with a lot of soul.

They were first signed when college dudes with Polo shirts and sandals on were walking straight out of the a club in Oxford Mississippi while The Black Keys were playing. They knew that the guys from Fat Possum (their record label) were also there which made The Black Keys extremely nervous. But later the guys from Fat Possum said that's how they test their bands - if everybody from Oxford walks out then they sign 'em (laughs).

The Black Keys will one day find their place in classic rock history if they already haven't with the fans they have today.

"Chip had to change his pants after The Black Keys concert."

by Chipward March 8, 2009

Black tuesday

4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn.

Hey man you got money for some MD 20/20?

Nah Man is black tuesday. I'm broke

by JB8996 December 1, 2010

Black Thumb

A term for the inevitable black thumb received from pushing the ash down in a pipe

"My wife knows I started smoking again because of my black thumb, I always forget to wash it off!"

by InsaneJoker March 27, 2015

black stick

A wacky African American comedy.

Have you seen the new Martin Lawrence black stick movie?

by brawny7878 February 3, 2008

black sugar

A specific brand of coffee or espresso that is so good that it can be compared to an addictive drug such as crack.

Brett: "Bro, I'm feening for some Black Sugar right about now. "

by Jett19 November 9, 2013