Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

Arabian eye pillow

To rest ones balls on another's eyes.

"Hey Tony, I'm having trouble sleeping. It's too bright in here."
"OK here, let me give you an Arabian eye pillow."
"Ah, much better! No light can penetrate your scrotum!"

by stubblybeaver March 6, 2014

Invisible Four Eyes

Any person who wears contacts, has invisibe four eyes.

Look at troys invisible four eyes!

by Troytheboytoy July 22, 2009

Raunchy Red Eye

Some old worn out asshole

Dude, she offered up the raunchy red eye to me

by DickNasty1 November 29, 2010

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013

Argentinian Pink-Eye

An awkward crusty situation brought on wine mixed with hard liquor mixed with suspect hygiene habits

After two bottles of a Chianti and one of tequila, she was ready to show her Argentinian pink-eye to the whole Italian crowd.

by Italian Beaver June 23, 2015