Canadian Body Double

The nicer, more respectful and less vulgar version of your true self. Used for business events or first impressions.

I had to meet Kayla's Mother so I brought my Canadian Body Double.

by Q_QUILLIAM May 12, 2016

Double Punch-Kick

The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.

Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*

OR

Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.

by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008

Double Nut Shot

Nutting on 2 girls at the same time.

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

by Swiffer Wet Jet April 6, 2020

Double Down Syndrome

A temporary loss of judgment and higher reasoning capability that one may experience immediately after consumption of KFC's double-down sandwich. Initial symptoms may include confusion, euphoria, and slurred speech. These are soon followed by loss of physical coordination and language ability (several patients have been observed to repeatedly utter variations of the phrase "hurr herp derp"). Patients may then enter a trance-like state for prolonged, variable amounts of time. A full recovery is typical within a few hours to a few days, although in some cases lasting brain damage has been reported.

In the hospital, it was discovered that what psychiatrists initially believed to be severe mental retardation was nothing more than a case of Double Down Syndrome after a late lunch.

by theloniius April 12, 2010

double bag

an unacceptable way to bag in which a person approaches and tries to bag an individual knowingly after his/her friend has previously bagged.

I don't invite Charlie to parties because he follows me and double bags all the chicks I talk to.

by mikepete August 28, 2009

double entendre

Putting an object, such as a peen, in one's vageen, and another object such as another peen, or a dillie, or a english cucumber, in the pooper sphinky. commonly known as double penetration, dp, or the 2 hole tango.

Annie: Oh, hashmeer. I would like you to do things to me like the sun and the moon
Hashmeer: No Annie, no time
annie: Can we just do a simple double entendre
Hashmeer: Oh Annie I just want, you know what, all i have time for is double entendre
Annie: okay lets do da damn thang

by Olde Gregggg April 8, 2008

double dutch

Alternating doing an activity with someone else, sharing responsibilies with another person. i.e. going halfsies

"You made the bed yesterday, so I'll make the bed today, we'll go double dutch on it."

by remie11 February 20, 2010