Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

Bum Day

On Oct.16 everyone must wear a hoodie & joggers with slides

Yo tmr is bum day? you dressing like a bum ?

by travisscoot October 15, 2020

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

by King_rar March 8, 2025

Town bum

A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis

Grace and max are such town bums to the point it’s become there home

by bitchgetter123 April 10, 2022

BUM

Beast
Upper
Management

A nice way to personally and now urban Dictionarily define the word people keep calling you or you just know you are ^u^

Im BUM and I live in a box!

by tardwoot January 25, 2011

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025