coffee bitch

A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch

i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!

Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!

Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!

by Fooper April 11, 2007

bitch pack

a group of girls, or clique, that is controlled by the alpha bitch, who is the hottest and biggest bitch of them all. don't fuck around with the innner workings of bitch packs anc their fights, wait....why the fuck would you wann astop a kat fight anyway?
a bitch pack is assemble lie so:

top alpha bitch
2nd beta bitch(s)

3rd alpha bitch's friends
4th just some other bitches they included to make the bitch pack look bigger and better.

see alpha bitch, clique

ex1
alpha:"*beta* could you do something for me?"
beta:" umm sure."
alpha:"could you give me ur notes before the exam so i can study?"
beta:"OK!"
{*alpha* fails the exam b/cuz beta if a dumb fuck(easy to manipulate) just like most beta bitches, needless to say, instead of realizing her own stupidity for taking the dumb fuck beta's notes, takes it out of the beta, the betea is no longer in the bitch pack}

ex2(bad idea)
alpha1:"ur such a bitch!"
alpha 2:"shut up cunt!"
*alpha 1&2 bicker back and forth*
guy1:"whao, ladies stop fighting!"
*guy one gets the shit clawed out of him by girls*
guy2:"man u shoulda listen to that guy on urban dictionary."

ex3(good idea)
alpha1:"ur such a bitch!"
alpha 2:"shut up cunt!"
*alpha 1&2 bicker back and forth*
guy1:"dude, the bitch packs are fighting!"
guy2" sweet! where's my camera!"

by don't fucking ask me! July 19, 2010

Bitch fight

Same as catfight. Bitches, women, girl-fight, Sexy girls fighting: bitchathon

2 bitches have a bitch fight, girl-fight bitchathon,
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyRvpR4XhK4

by suburbangurl84 September 10, 2012

Yoga Bitch

A really hot female with an athletic and toned body whose philosophy to the practice of yoga carries over into other areas of life, sometimes right and sometimes wrong, and sometimes an annoyance to jealous bitches.

Co-worker #1: "Yoga Bitch sure works hard at her job. Our clients mostly love her. I'll admit she has an awesome body. She is such a bitch though. The other day I asked if ever she ate doughnuts. She patted my belly and asked if ever I did sit-ups. The bitch. I'm a lot bigger, I think I could take her." (Bites down into a doughnut.)
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."

by yogabitch May 16, 2011

Bitch Titties

Man with extremely large breasts for his size. Has lots of sagging and looks extremely disgusting. Normally refuses to ever take off a coat or jacket they are wearing to hide there enormous tits.

Dude, that kids got the biggest bitch titties I've ever seen.

by JustinRyan July 23, 2005

Ugly Bitch

A fat, ugly girl who wears short skirts and too tight shirts because she thinks she is the hottest thing on the planet.

She is a bitch to anyone other than her ugly bitch friends because she thinks that everyone else is inferior.

ugly bitch: Hey Carol, nice shoes, NOT!

Carl: Hey! Nice face! NOT

by SuicideBlonde June 22, 2009

Goofy Bitch

A non derogatory reference to a girl that constantly does and/or says goofy shit all the time.

Damn, Devin and Jenn are goofy bitch's

by Pat Pres January 27, 2009