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John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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Daniel James seavey

Daniel James seavey Is a big hearted, Very attractive, wonderful and funny person. No matter how you feel , he will always manage to put a smile on your face. His voice is incredibly light and at the same time strong and unbelievably beautiful . I love him just as all limelight's love him for his big heart and his commit hugs. He just makes you happy and laugh . He’s part of the band Why don’t we which is one of the most amazing bands ever .
Person 1: “ who’s your lane?”

Person 2: “ my lane is Daniel James seavey “
by Isabel.cv15 November 9, 2020
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James Goh

A fatherless child. Usually complains about the smallest things and is almost always following bad examples. He also likes to play cancerous games like gacha life.
"How is James Goh?"
"Probably cheating or playing gacha life."
by Sir Deez Nuta March 31, 2022
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CK James

A competitive Pokémon Player who is known for using a stall team consisting of Talonflame for several years ignoring alm kinds of metagame developments. He is also known for his rather unconventional plays and offensive comments towards his opponent.
“Bro, Talonflame isn’t that bad despite being nerfed.”
Are you drunk? Don’t pull a CK James.”
by PKMN55 August 20, 2018
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Matthew James Vincent

A Hulky King of the bedroom who has a well kept beard and listens to metal. His style is sexy and stylish yet rugged and grunge. A Matthew James Vincent would pull off a tweed flat cap with a led zeppelin hoodie. His strong build and his style certainly portrays a Peaky Blinders Viking Rockstar. No one can top a Matthew James Vincent in the bedroom, he certainly knows how to treat a lady. His suited sexual partner would be a petit but robust blonde haired blue eyed lady who isn’t afraid to be herself around him.
If I ever meet a Matthew James Vincent, I’m calling dibs!
by BootyKicks November 18, 2025
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Thomas James

Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.
Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?

girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
by thomasjamesbabymomma November 20, 2023
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James nolan

Sex bomb with a 12 inch coc£ gets all the gals
That's sexy man is called James nolan
by Jamesnolan381@gmail.com November 11, 2022
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