half-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's wife.

half-co-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

stepmother-in-law

Spouse's stepmother.

stepmother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Jamie's Law

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay

Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law

by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024

co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

co-second-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999

Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

law 543

A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face

As per law 543, you have to do it.

by Youknowjtstrue July 21, 2024

The Adamson Law

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.

Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!

by Heinkel November 25, 2017