lovre penis

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

the size of this bud is actually lovre penis

by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020

wills penis

3.8 inches

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like

by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020

Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....

Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!

by Jevolve August 21, 2019

Penis ravioli

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021

Mung Penis.

A stank cock and balls. Wither and shut the fuck up.

a nigger mung penis.

by aleksandrie March 17, 2023

Penis ramming

Forcibly sharing a secret with an unwilling person.

Ugh Jenny is such a drag, she's always penis ramming me at parties with her Amsterdam secrets.

by 'Sodge November 22, 2013

Scaby penis

When dick has been moselstered by the cuchie man.

Omg u have a scaby penis

by Defo not stan November 5, 2020