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Reclaiming my time

When people are on your time but wasting it!
Maxine: Are you familiar with the May 23rd letter that I sent
Munchkin: Thank you for having me here, you're such a beautifu-
Maxine: RECLAIMING MY TIME. -- Answer the question, hoe.
by Dawta IMVU July 31, 2017
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shit on my chest

when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up
"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
by themilfonian November 1, 2011
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Oh my damn

Origin: My damn mouth

Oh my damn is a constantly used term to replace saying such as "Holy Shit", "WTF", Ect. Though it has a different while still similar meaing, it expresses extreme surprise
oh my damn theres a gartian in the back seat.

oh my damn she took the whole thing
by Tra la la December 27, 2004
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Back on my bullshit

To be back on one's bullshit is to regress to a former state of being, often a rather unhealthy and self-destructive state. It implies falling back into one's old ways and habits after a brief period of "self-reinvention".

Being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a bad thing per se. Perhaps that person had come to terms with their quirks, absurdities, and insatiable/irrational desires. No longer do they try to repress those self-destructing behaviours and compulsions in hopes of becoming better, because they know that one day they will eventually give in; they can run but they can't hide from their true sordid selves. In other words, they continue to seek self-improvement and strive towards self-mastery, but they don't try to repress their former bullshit. Besides, that bullshit defines you and who you are and you can't feel like "you" without it.
Jennie: Jimmy wth?? What's up with those cross-dressing pics you sent me last night, I thought you had already broken out of that paraphilia of yours
Jimmy: Well what can I say, I'm back on my bullshit, and I don't intend on hiding it anymore.
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My chemical romance

My chemical romance is an amazing band. They have helped many people through their hardest times. My chemical romance's newest album is "danger days"(buy it) Gerard way is the lead singer (he is one sassy man) They are NOT EMO. So all you fags who continually say that, Just stop.
person 1: Hey have you herd Of My chemical romance?

Person 2: Yeah, people need to get lives and stop jacking on them
by YeahShutUp June 18, 2011
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pull my finger

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.
Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*
by Bamboomy May 28, 2010
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suck my tits

What you say when you want someone to fondle your nipples. Normally used in an erotic sexual situation between a male and female, with the female proclaiming: "suck my tits", and the male responding by placing the protruding little niblets of flesh into his mouth and then proceeding to suck and fondle using the tongue, thus leaving the bitch asking for more tit-sucking, since she's so god damn invigorated. happy endings usually occur in cases similar to above. if you don't get a happy ending, fuck off, you're a fucking chode, and need to learn a lesson or two about sucking tits.
chester- "so ann, wanna fuck in my car?"

ann- "only if you suck my tits like you did last time!"

chester- "I'll suck the hell out of them bitch. I'll suck them so hard you'll have nipple rash for days"

ann- "oh chester!"
by K-slizzle April 2, 2009
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