Crested Butte

A ski town in Colorado where the local hippy population opposes opening more skiable terrain. Also have been known to fight against any new development and hates anything that would create jobs. Is also home to some of the most self entitled people on the planet where they all pretend to be earth loving hippies but live in million dollar homes. One of the shittiest places in the world.

Crested Butte A small mountain town with a big hypocritical hippy problem

by fang65215 November 29, 2011

Butt-Vampire

A mythological being, homosexual, and attracted to the Gluteus Maximus of the human race. According to legend, born in Transylvania, the "butt-vampire" was the weak, half-wit brother of Dracula and was constantly bitten in the Gluteus Maximus by his brother and other siblings. So, as the legend goes, Buttvula, the original "butt-vampire," bit humans in the Gluteus Maximus in order to receive the "thrill," if you will, that the other vampires receive when biting humans in the Sternocleidomastoid, "Neck."

Butt-Vampire!! You can't get me! You cant get me!! Fuck you!

by NotABootyVamp July 8, 2010

butt squirrel

dork or ass monkey

Luke,stop acting like a fucking butt squirrel

by almo and sass July 14, 2003

butt dialed

Butt Dialed:
"The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls."

;-)

hey, i think you accidentally butt dialed me :)

by actionmumma March 22, 2011

mango butt

Mango Butt is a name for the most beautiful girl I know :). She also poops mangoes. She's a catch. But she's mine so shoo.

'Omg she is such a mango butt, look at dat poo - it's orange!'

'I wish mango butt was my girlfriend. I love mangoes :('

by Ornotrm May 18, 2014

rubbing butts

The motion of putting your butt with an australian woman's butt and begin rubbing.

Rubbing butts was so lovely this time of year in australia.

by Xandertron September 20, 2013

blubber butt

colloquialism for fat-ass. Blubber being the fatty tissue found in whales and other mammals found in arctic waters, often associated with the fat deposits located in an obese persons buttocks.

"My God, that woman has a blubber butt from hell. It's so big, Shamu just got a hard-on looking at it!"

by jammer2 February 8, 2005