Sex Package

A Sex Package is everything to do with ones sexualness, in bed and out of bed! Theyre expressions, mannerisms, feelings & looks!
Everything sexual combined...to make a "Sex Package"

"Kate, I love Your Sex package!"

by The Great Ginga Gunja God March 13, 2009

underwater sex

A great experience, very pleasurable. But if you don't finish fast enough you drown, so be brief.

Guy 1 : I had underwater sex with my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2 : Dude isn't that dangerous?

Guy 1 : Nah man, It was so hot I came in like thirty seconds.

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

hand sex

When a couple holds hands passionately. Usually involves some weird movement of the hands. Most of the time the two don't realize they're having hand sex until one notices. for example:
"what are our hands doing?" "I dont know" "It looks like they're on acid!!"

"hey hand... lets smoke something then rub up against each other"

J:"So,what'd you and jhett do tonight"
B:"Oh nothing, just had some hand sex while we listened to Zeppelin. Why, what did you and Jenna do?
J:"....same thing, but.... well we'll just leave it at that"
B:"HA! sure, sure... w/e"

by Betheckles June 11, 2006

Sex Bases

1st base: French Kissing
2nd base: Feeling
3rd base: Fingering
Home Run: Fuck

Basically:
French
Feel
Finger
Fuck

My boyfriend and I got to 3rd base (from the sex bases) last night!!!!!! It was amazing!!!

by Sexy Hottie January 7, 2009

sex munchkin

1) A short person known for being good in bed.
2) A mythological creature who is a close cousin of the average munchkin that can arouse people with its super-sexual powers. Known for banging ogres. =)

1) Alyssa is a sex munchkin.
2) I was attacked by a sex munchkin last night...IT WAS AWSOME!

by Stu Bawden March 25, 2005

Naval Sex

Sex in the Navy. Not sex with a navel

Learn to spell God damn it.

by Blood November 1, 2004

fart sex

The act of humping and pounding a sweaty anus with which hot, steaming, acidic fart gas jet pulses fourth into the humpers wide open nostrils. The smell of the gas is so pungent that the humpers nostrils burn and blister which, being that the humper is sadomasochistic, makes him/her blow his/her load.

"Damnit my home fries, that fart sex last night with your mother was fanstastical!"

by Deedledee July 26, 2006