one-upper downer

(n.) Someone who tries constantly to out-do your bad personal experiences with their own bad stories, which in their eyes, is always worse.

Me: Oh man, I just had the worst day at work! I got fired...

Tim: Oh, sorry about that. Mine wasn't too much better. I forgot to save a really long document before shutting down my computer. Such a bad day!
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Tim's a clear one-upper downer

by The Communicator November 11, 2009

dirty one direction

when five boys gather in a circle a round a purple poka dot dildo. They then proceed to twerk to what makes you beautiful and then fart in each others faces.

me and the boys pulled a dirty one direction last night

by dirty one direction May 10, 2020

one push wonder

One push wonder we’re u sit on the toilet to take a shit and you get it all out in one push

Cillian : fuck ben we’re in a hurry be quick

Ben: don’t worry cillian it will be a one push wonder

by Ben dash June 12, 2018

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

Hair Force One

The Bobby pins used to hold down the presidential candidates or president's hair/wig.

"If not for Hair Force One, the wind would have whipped that wig right off their head at the last campaign stop!"

by evablogger September 3, 2016

One Shot Johnny

What you call a dude who can only must up one go in any sort of sexual experience.

"Damn man, did you go all night?"

"Hell no, I'm a One Shot Johnny."

by neilruby1 December 7, 2016

One-Butt-Kitchen

Pronunciation : wuhn - buht - ki • chn

1. A small kitchen
2. A long, narrow kitchen
3. A space designated for food/meal preparation only large enough to facilitate one person

“You are going to have to wait to make your lunch until I finish doing the dishes. This is a one-butt-kitchen.”

by Leahzlatest July 27, 2019