Penis Embargo

To give up on men, temporarily or permanently.

After a bad date Jessica decided she just had enough and declared a penis embargo.

by Annimus November 11, 2012

Face Penis

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose

Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis

by 26081993 September 12, 2020

functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

Scaby penis

When dick has been moselstered by the cuchie man.

Omg u have a scaby penis

by Defo not stan November 5, 2020

Meanus penis

Doing something very mean with your penis while captioning it with the text (meanus penis) like stirring up a drink with your penis maybe even add a tea bag optional

Watch as I stir my friends drink and ejaculate seman also before he drinks it taking pictures of it using hashtag#meanus penis

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

shorty penis

A very tiny Penis

Carly: He had a shorty penis
Kylee: I told you girl

by CodyBoisavage August 28, 2016

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019