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Luke Nicholl’s Life

Used to describe something that doesn’t actually exist
Dude 1: I wish I was alive when dinosaurs existed
Dude 2: Are you kidding? Dinosaurs don’t even exist, like Luke Nicholl’s Life
by BobTheFrog123 January 3, 2019
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dick life support

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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~The Life Of Miller Bronze~

A very dark story that will traumatize anyone if they read it.
I wish I never wrote ~The Life Of Miller Bronze~.
The Life Of Miller Bronze is terrifing.
~The Life Of Miller Bronze~ is such a bad story.
by Low self esteem lord February 3, 2023
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Mid-Life Crisis

When a man who has lived a kick-ass life becomes older and wants to return to his wilder younger days, typically done by buying sports cars and having affairs with much younger women.
“Did you see Fred driving that hot red Ferrari with the model?”

“He must be having a mid-life crisis.”
by FreidrichVanHausen November 14, 2019
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Screen-life balance

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.
I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
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half life 2

rise, and shine, Mr freeman, rise and. smell the ashes, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste if it wasn't for... lets just say your hour has come again... the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference, in the world, so wake up, mr freeman, wake up and smell the ashes... -Gman
by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA April 15, 2021
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Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.
Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!
by Barg8 August 25, 2019
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