Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

'Blew a hole in her'

'Blew a hole in her'.

By far one of the most commonly used slang terms in the UK, mainly used in the south of England, it means to have really good, mind blowing and probably the best, sexual intercourse with a woman. Nobody really knows where it came from, but it is generally a term 'lads' use when down at the pub.

Jay: Ugh, what's up mate?

Ryan: I want to get with Leigh-Ann.

Jay: Aren't you with May though?

Ryan: No, she dumped me for that yuppie down at the rec.

Jay: Ah, good luck with Leigh-Ann mate, some Spanish bloke from the Tapas bar blew a hole in her in some alley and now she's pregnant; feel sorry for the poor sod. She's such a thot.

Basically 'blew a hole in her' means getting a slutty woman pregnant.

by Frejayork November 11, 2014

control your hole

watch what you say or what comes out of your mouth. stop talking shit to or about someone.

telling a cashier to shut up in a nice way

"mary , please control your hole, no one here is talking to you.

by calm your tits November 17, 2014

Some egg in a hole

Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.

Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?

David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some

Nick: *Unzips pants*

David: Oh I get it lol.

by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa September 7, 2019

Salty sand hole

When you lick a females asshole after she was sitting on the beach all day.

Man sandy's ass hole was like sand paper..she has one salty sand hole.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

brexit me hole

The term "Brexit" and the term "me hole" joined. Brexit is the disaster that the UK voted for in 2016. The Irish expression "me hole" is derived from 'my hole', means that something is not credible. {word} me hole means 'I don't believe in {word}.

Pat: "What do you think of Brexit?"
Michael "Brexit me hole - the British have gone crazy."

by tanks another minion September 4, 2019

Cambodian Water Hole

Where she pisses in your mouth and you hold it inside, then you give her anal and nut in her butthole. You carefully spit the piss into her butthole and mix it in with your dick.

Babe I want to try something new and extra kinky...Something like...the Cambodian Water Hole

by Big boy buckeroos September 12, 2018