Country Bum Fuck

Country Bum Fuck

portmanteau

1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum

Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"

Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.

by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022

salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum

Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy

by LewisJepson September 20, 2010

bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

bum Juice

Rumors or gossip that are evidently false or fake

Man, that's straight up bum Juice, dawg.

by bumJuiceh8r November 5, 2017

explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014

Bum trap

A place that’s just downright dirty and disgusting. Also they may trap drugs there.

Oh, this place is a bum trap. Let’s get out of this hellhole

by Dirtyallycat March 21, 2024

Bum Babies

A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.

'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'

by Nitty420 July 27, 2020