bitch queen

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. So named because it is the highest valued card (13 points) in a game where you are aiming for the lowest possible score.

Michele threw out the fucking bitch queen on the second trick.

by Miggle August 28, 2006

bitch wife

a name your man gives you. instead of being his girlfriend youre a "bitch wife".

shes my bitch wife.

by ladyashleigh September 28, 2008

A bitch and a half

adjectival phrase; can be used to describe a past or future event. Adds emphasis to the pred. nom. bitch. A difficult event or action; denotes either mental, physical and/or emotional pain. Indicates an unwillingness to complete said task or revisit an action.

Man, that class was a bitch and a half!

Hauling those rocks is going to be a bitch and a half...

by Erin Malkovich November 13, 2005

sum bitch

revised version of son of a bitch

Zack sure is a frumpy sum bitch.

by mofus January 3, 2004

makeout bitch

someone who tags along with a couple so that the couple can makeout with their parents thinking it is a group activity.

She was Jamie and Rachael's makeout bitch.

by Anne E June 17, 2006

Bottom Bitch

A pimp's main woman. The one he settles down with when they decide to get out the game. A lioness who he loves and trusts. A real down ass ride or die type bitch.

I have lots of hoes but only one bottom bitch

by Stephanie Wegner December 15, 2011

bitch please

Used to show that person that what they are asking,saying, trying to do, or doing is complete retard and unresonable in your opinion.

Person 1:"Give me $25"
Person 2:Bitch please

by mirgine January 10, 2008