Dirty Malay

The act in which:

1: One man cums into another man's anus
2: He then excretes this ejaculation into the first man's anus while he is performing a handstand
3: The man who first took the load then sucks the excrement and semen from the 'handstand' man's anus
4: This is then regurgitated on to the same man's dick while performing a blow job.
5: The pair then swap all ejaculation, excrement, and regurgitation liquids via the mouth

6: Repeat, roles reversed.

Person 1: "Dude, what did we do last night? Damn, I need a bath!"
Person 2: "I gave you dirty malay... remember?
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, that was fun!"

by Dirty Malay January 2, 2011

Dirty Hayden

When a gay kid named Hayden plows his two best friends Austin and Bennett from behind

Hayden had bennett and Austin over last night, they were doing the dirty hayden

by Hayden Welder May 12, 2020

dirty misha

Proceeding to do Xanax for the second time and blacking out, inviting a group of random strangers from a bus stop to come back to your place. Then proceeded to give the people copious amounts of cocaine untill your all having a orgy on your living room floor. Then wake up in the morning in a bed of strangers twice your age with no memory of the night before untill you find the videos.

Yo did you see how fucked up he was lastnight? He totally pulled a dirty misha

by Lysergicsounds April 2, 2020

Dirty Schatzki

to fuck a girl you just met without a condom and cum in her pussy, not worrying about catching an STD or getting her pregnant because you completely do not give a fuck

That dude told me that he pulled a Dirty Schatzki on some bitch he met at the club last night.

by Cali Conquistador December 6, 2009

dirty titties

a superlative/oxymoron meaning awesome, the greatest, or downright amazing

adj. - thats dirty titties!

acronym - DFT's = drity fuckin titties

in a sentence: that party last night was dirty titties.

by mike,cj,luke,tre November 7, 2009

Dirty waylon

When a big boi dislodged a female genders guts

a. Omg Becky did you hear that Jessica was dirty waylon'd

by *moans louder* April 14, 2020

Dirty Chumbo

when a man and women are 69ing and the male is on top of the female. the male cums in her mouth and immediately shits all over her face and then normally flees from the area in which the 69ing is taking place.

Matt gave me a dirty chumbo me last night and i had to clean all of it off of my face and parents wall.

by bergy cooze March 29, 2009