Rule 34

If it anywhere, it’s mostly in onlyfans or the internet

Yesterday I went on onlyfans, I died due to porn, I wish I didn’t see rule 34 things.

by Stormin_norman64 November 4, 2021

Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.

"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"

by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012

Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.

"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend

"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"

by Goblox May 4, 2021

No Gun Rule

When someone sanctions a rule to not let guns or weapons on to an event or place.

When Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.

TWhen Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.

When Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.

Here why the no gun rule is in place.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017

Rule 34 of music

If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.

Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.

by connorp04 September 5, 2018