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Man Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).

Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.

Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.

As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.

The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.

The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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Man Udder

Scrotum, the one teet man's udder
I squirted milk from my one teeted man udder all over her face
by Centrecomm guy June 16, 2008
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Man of the People

A bruv who falsely identifies the wants and needs of others as an excuse to satisfy his own selfish needs.
Yo, Eric says he’s a Man of the People, but he really just wants to get pizza on the company dime.
by Tamsters September 21, 2019
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Khara Man

A game in which you put a brown blanket over someone's body, turn them around and make them dizzy. They try to catch you while you hide. It is referred to as Khara Man, because Khara in arabic means shit and the person looks like a piece of shit.
Do you want to play Khara Man?
by mberry2 February 10, 2009
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Ya man

When a Jameeercan Rasta legend strongly agrees with something.
Example:
Bob Marley: Ya want some ganja man?
His mate: Ya mannnnnnn!
by Jameeerca4life July 15, 2021
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Willy man

A man that has a willy, usually a tiny one and shaped like a toe. Willy men are usually named Adam, Nicholas or Luke.
Person 1: did you see that Willy Man
Person 2: Yeah, his name is adam
Person 1: Hes got quite a small willy
by RasclutUNO April 30, 2020
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The Man Game

a game in which, over a period of time, boys compete to see who can hold off masturbating the longest. The winner gets bragging rights for life.
hey dude, have you masterbated yet?
um yeah
hahaha, you lost "The Man Game"!
by Grabs January 15, 2009
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