Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

Penis-playa

It's a person who likes fondling with "sausages"

Bro, you're such a penis-playa

by Dikmasta69 February 3, 2020

penis pickle

A man called Stephen who never washes his penis

That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle

by A scary vicar November 2, 2017

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019

shorty penis

A very tiny Penis

Carly: He had a shorty penis
Kylee: I told you girl

by CodyBoisavage August 28, 2016

penis shwibbles

A way to describe the shimmer experience you get after urinating in a cold bathroom.

Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.

by Vaimaster7 June 18, 2017

Schrodinger's Penis

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.

"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."

by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020