Horrible place where you have to be in bed at ten, the best thing to do is smoke in the wood and where most of you time is spent figuring out how many days before you can go home for your exeat (a weekend you get in between Half-Terms) but wait there's more, in the lent and summer term you don't get any exeats at all! How great! Ahh, the British boarding school, a fun place of freezing cold dorms and bitchy girls. And don't forget the best part, most of them are single sex schools so we get great socials (discos) with the opposite sex, which are awkward. They're also filled with sloanes (upper class/ Upper Middle class Brits who enjoy cruising down the kings road) who call someone a chav(lower classes, likes wearing faux Burberry) at any possible time. Yep, you just have to love snobs who don't understand anything beyond their own nose.
"So Livviee are you cruising down the Kings Road anytime soon?"
"Yah sure on my exeat weekend, it'll be totally safe," - A real conversation between two girls at boarding school.
You know when you are at a British Pri- ooops I meant Boarding school.
-When the word Chav is used more that 18 times a day
-When even this website is blocked!
-When pretty much every site is blocked aside from 'educational' websites.
-When the showers are freezing even when they're on full power.
-When hip/hop is played every where by people who think they're really street.
-When you find yourself addressing people as darling.
-When by the end you end up with a serious smoking habit.
-When you're closer to you housemistress than your mother.
-When the best thing to do (aside from smoke) is to go onto the roofs, flood bathrooms and generally do stuff to piss off the school.
-When you have slept through lessons.
-When it seems to be 10 degrees C colder at school than anywhere else.
-When you end up wanting to kill half the people in your dorm.
-When you do school from 9 am-6 pm on weekdays and school from 9 am -12 pm on a Saturday.
-When you have chapel on a Sunday even though you're not religious.
-When you have probably survived on tuck and the tuck shop since you can't eat the food because it's so bad.
-When your main wish in life is to go back to day school.
You can get all this and more when you go to boarding school. Fantastic! (Note the heavy amount of sarcasm)
"Yah sure on my exeat weekend, it'll be totally safe," - A real conversation between two girls at boarding school.
You know when you are at a British Pri- ooops I meant Boarding school.
-When the word Chav is used more that 18 times a day
-When even this website is blocked!
-When pretty much every site is blocked aside from 'educational' websites.
-When the showers are freezing even when they're on full power.
-When hip/hop is played every where by people who think they're really street.
-When you find yourself addressing people as darling.
-When by the end you end up with a serious smoking habit.
-When you're closer to you housemistress than your mother.
-When the best thing to do (aside from smoke) is to go onto the roofs, flood bathrooms and generally do stuff to piss off the school.
-When you have slept through lessons.
-When it seems to be 10 degrees C colder at school than anywhere else.
-When you end up wanting to kill half the people in your dorm.
-When you do school from 9 am-6 pm on weekdays and school from 9 am -12 pm on a Saturday.
-When you have chapel on a Sunday even though you're not religious.
-When you have probably survived on tuck and the tuck shop since you can't eat the food because it's so bad.
-When your main wish in life is to go back to day school.
You can get all this and more when you go to boarding school. Fantastic! (Note the heavy amount of sarcasm)
by I.N.Wehaxm October 25, 2009
Get the Boarding school mug.long years of hardship that will lead you to one of the most amazing timeless and well-respected professions of our planet - rather than a job..being a doctor is a vocation. its extremely hard work and may bitchslap students in a pretty bad way (apart from driving dem to the very edge of reasing testing their human limits), but its a journey from which one can only learn...both knowledge-wise and life-wise. life is what you make i, actually med school can be quite fun :)
hey dude...coming for that med school student committee boat party after we finish renal?
yes sure...you getting the booze? ill get some saline who whoever gets shit and vomits his life out xD and stop hitting on the freshmen..deyre mine!
yes sure...you getting the booze? ill get some saline who whoever gets shit and vomits his life out xD and stop hitting on the freshmen..deyre mine!
by dooooooooooooodie June 6, 2011
Get the med school mug.an organization of the largest pussies you will ever meet. having the most over rated sports teams in inter ac along with the worst teams. often seen traveling in packs with scared looks on their faces and will be seen wearing coats and ties or khakis and a hat carrying a lacrosse stick. scared of all other schools especially cha. love to participate in drug rings in there free time while their faculty makes the front pages. their slogan is preparing boys for life ... i'll leave it at that
haverford school guy 1 : broo do you want to go rip some twine with me
guy 2 : nah bro i'd rather sit in my room and jerk you off cause i go to an all guys school
guy 1 : yeah im just pissed i didn't get accepted to cha just like all my other friends
guy 2 : lets go throw some jacket and ties on so we look preppy
guy 1 : good idea bra that would distract from our vagina looking faces
guy 2 : nah bro i'd rather sit in my room and jerk you off cause i go to an all guys school
guy 1 : yeah im just pissed i didn't get accepted to cha just like all my other friends
guy 2 : lets go throw some jacket and ties on so we look preppy
guy 1 : good idea bra that would distract from our vagina looking faces
by preparing boys for life March 12, 2017
Get the Haverford School mug.Villiers school is a posh cunt school in limerick.
Everyone in Villiers are Bi-Sexual they also drive Lamborghinis to school. Villiers people are they type of people that would gang bang you in their massive house cos theyre all posh cunts. If you’re in Villiers you’re either a complete slut or a queer.
Everyone in Villiers are Bi-Sexual they also drive Lamborghinis to school. Villiers people are they type of people that would gang bang you in their massive house cos theyre all posh cunts. If you’re in Villiers you’re either a complete slut or a queer.
by Tit meister December 13, 2018
Get the Villiers school mug.Where almost every kid abuses drugs and alcohol. They are so proud that have tons of friends but if they decide to be theirself a lot of them will stop talking to them. Alot of them do not have a mind of their own and try to be like the people that will end up being a drunk/drug addict for the rest of their life and living with their mom and dad asking them for money all the time. Most of the kids are assholes and love impressing the other kids on how quick they can get kicked out of class. They get into drugs, alcohol and love acting like a badass because their family probually could care less what they do, they just want them out of the house. High school kids waste their whole life drinking and doing drugs to impress people because a tradgedy in their life probually happened and the only way they know how to deal with the loss/hurt is to do drugs and alcohol so they froget all about it. Then when you try to talk to them about whats bothering them they start crying in a second and run into their room acting like a little child. Some kids talk about how big of a success they are going to be and these expensive cars there going to own. Too bad there parents are not caring for them telling them if your addicted to drugs the last things on your mind are going to be wanting a good carrer and a nice car. Little skinny "tough" guys sometimes fat are always looking for a fight. When you or a teacher tell someone to their face their immature expect a comeback like OOO i'am so mature, now there getting a few fake laughs from other students and thinking there better than everyone else. If you dont follow people and make sure you dont screw your life up expect people to talk behind your back and too scared to say anything to you. You probually know people that never forget to make an angry look for their class pictures. Last thing I have to say is high school is full of fake people looking for attention and love and could care less if they die at an early age they just want to make sure people think of them as a rebel.
by {}FCwST August 24, 2008
Get the HIGH SCHOOL mug.A small little building full of white kids with "mommy and daddy" issues, where they keep the air conditioning way too freaking cold. Not as bad as everyone thinks it is, the kids are as messed up as in public schools, they just dress nicer.
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