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Speaking of which why did you even search this up? I mean like, don't you have anything better to do? What kind of stuff do you do during your everyday life that makes you have the amount of free time to search something completely useless on here? Are you just like searching funny terms on this fan-made dictionary website to get a quick laugh or something? Like how come you didn't search something actually useful? You could've learned something new, but instead you wasted 5 seconds of your life searching up something completely random and pointless...
Okay, I'm sorry for rambling. Now keep scrolling, or maybe search a new term. Your choice...
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